MusicianInTraining

Hey, don't call me puny. Would you stop calling me puny?! Stop calling me a pipsqueak, it puts me in really bad mood. DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR FEET AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!!! You couldn't see me since I'm so short you couldn't distinguish me from all the grains of sand. VERY FUNNY!!! Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me; a half-pint bean-sprout midget?! I'm still growing, you idiot(s)! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MICRO-SIZED HALF-PINT WHO DIDN'T GROW UP BECAUSE HE DOESN'T DRINK MILK?!!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE COULD ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS, YOU JERK?!!! WHO ARE YOU